I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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