He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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