the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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