I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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