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I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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