I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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