Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
she looked like the before picture.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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