She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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