Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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