he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Randomize
