Me too!
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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