I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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