No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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