We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
tell me about the eggs
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
