? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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