I'm really into asian looking animals
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
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