You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
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