He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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