You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
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