MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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