arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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