You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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