So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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