I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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