You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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