tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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