i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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