My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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