There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I just had sex on a roof
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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