Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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