They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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