I want to have your abortion
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
if i died would you start the facebook group?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Randomize
