id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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