it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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