OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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