best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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