you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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