Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
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