one might say we're banned from that church
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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