I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
How's work?
Spinning.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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