I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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