I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Randomize
