I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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