god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
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