My liver just broke up with me...
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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