i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Congratulations! We have a period
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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