i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
My liver just had a heart attack.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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