So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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