she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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