the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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