New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
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