My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize