She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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