Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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