Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
how drunk are you?
Several
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Randomize
