Barsexuality is the new black.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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